February 2012
Andy I see you liking Kei's drabble for humanku...
Laughs because nine months later Beaker is born
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Random-ass AkuBloss drabble ("Spider in the...
keitheaverage:
Blossom stared at the gaunt figure at her door in utter disdain. He could disguise himself as a human all he wanted, but she wasn’t an idiot; she knew damn well who he was.
“Is there something that you want, Aku?” she asked coldly, pushing her glasses up the bridge of her nose.
“There is no need for that attitude, Red Lady,” the thin man replied, taking care to no longer call...
GOES TO GET SOME FOOD
I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I HAVE BEEN REALLY HUNGRY SINCE YESTERDAY
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fuck
fuck im a horrible friend and a shitty girlfriend i really dont ever talk to anyone or reply to them or anything what the fuck is wrong with me i should just go somewhere
Just Another Manic Mojo: One More Thing →
bloggojojo:
Mojo Jojo would like to formally extend an offer to you, the residents of Tumblr, to help him in testing this new device. Mojo is looking for other dimensions to observe and would like your assistance in locating them.
To do so is easy, simply send Mojo a message with the coordinence of an…
you heard the man. send mojo fic links. do it. for the greatest of justices.
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Just Another Manic Mojo: Greetings, Tumblr →
bloggojojo:
Over the past few days I, Mojo Jojo, have begun working at the aforementioned electronics store mentioned previously in an earlier post. Unfortunately, even with my ultra, super, superior intellect, I was not elected to serve as the unquestioned store manager. Instead, I was given the task…
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dayte:
The dust settled around the circle, skittish gangly figures surrounding a duo standing back to back within their menacing circle. The two within the ring remained steadfast, their resolve unwavering as they readied their weapons. One holding a worn yet gleaming sword, the other a pair of ebony flintlock pistols. Smiles across both of their faces, their heavy breathing punctuating the...
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bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: touching
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
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holy shit, someone please explain how that asshole santorum is AHEAD of obama in the polls
i dont understand
i thought rights were things we wanted to keep
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methylbenzene:
what if someone identified as a superhero and was offended whenever people mentioned that they couldn’t fly or didn’t have super powers
would that be ableist
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dressed-in-black:
> listening to 10,000 Days > Jambi comes on > listen to lyrics > somehow, associate with Ergo Proxy and realize how much it fits >
…oh my god SHIT!!!
Gosh I would call for dad to bring some meds but they never work in safe doses it’s dumb as hell. I think I just need paper tO keep myself distracted and productive???
Shade says go to the nurse
Ahafagaahahahatfh yeah right like we have a school nurse omg I wish
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Why the fuck am I at school
My head hurts too bad and my throat is partially closed up and I have no paper and can’t brain just wow I can’t believe I actually fucking bothered to go
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[[[ "Aku the socially retarded master of masters"...
askjosephine:
[[[ ASKURA SAID IT BEST. ]]]
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@Josephine
askjosephine:
shapeshiftingreddemon:
((My iPad won’t reply FFFF.))
W-but… What about Aku? I must make him happy… Why is he not pleased with me?…
Darlin’ I think… I think Aku’s just goin’ through a weird stage or somethin’. It’s nothin’ to do with you, sugarplum, he’s just never been real good at figurin’ how to act like a normal person when it comes to things. You’re worthy, Darlin’,...
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numbuh214:
Indian High Court Rules That the Decision to Abort a Pregnancy Rests with the Wife, Not the Husband
majorenglishesquire:
ceciliaryan:
teacupnosaucer:
somepolitics:
In a significant decision, the Punjab and Haryana High Court last week ruled that the right to abort a pregnancy in a marriage rests with the wife and not husband.
“A woman is not a machine in which...
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my head hurts so bad it's fucking unreal
i dont understand
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jesus christ ok this is some himku to begin this...
under the cut is some shit writing because my head hurts and im starving.
It was not often that the Shogun of Sorrow took to his closest friend’s humble abode; the red demon was, for lack of a better word, exasperating. As tiresome as he was, however, he was very much like Aku, and perhaps that was the reason the two were friends. They could sympathize with each other, match wits with each...
